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                                                                                                     August  2008, Vol. 3, Issue 8

This Month's Contributors:
Elizabeth Urbach, California

   

In This Issue:    The REAL Definition & History of the British Cream Tea     Suffrage Satire
 


From Laurie Nienhaus
 
   I can become very emotional over history. When tears came to my eyes as I once told my daughter, Torie Montana, about Sherman's March to the Sea during the Civil War, she felt compelled to call her father and tell him I was crying over history. (In all fairness, it wasn't as if I were sobbing uncontrollably - I simply became a little teary eyed.)

   I confess to feeling this same emotion over suffrage. The determination of women who worked for the suffrage cause and the lengths they went to is something all of our young people should know.

   But even determination comes with humor. I'd suggest you make yourself a cup of tea before settling down to read bits of the suffrage satire created by Alice Duer Miller.

   And once you've finished reading this issue of Sweet Willa, I'm guessing your next step will be to plan a cream tea. How else can you decide if it's the Devonian or Cornish way of eating a scone that best strikes your fancy?

 

The REAL Definition & History of the British Cream Tea
By Elizabeth Urbach


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  A Cream Tea – one of my favorite things in the whole world! Such simplicity and comfort combined with elegance! The Cream Tea is especially associated with the 19th century in Devon, England, but how old is it, really?  Where was it invented and when?  Components of the cream tea may be older than we think.  According to a 2004 article by the BBC,

   “Local historians in the historic Devon town of Tavistock have unearthed evidence that the cream tea originated there around 1,000 years ago...After piecing together fragments of manuscripts, they've discovered that the people we have to thank for creating Devon's favourite dish are the monks of Tavistock's Benedictine Abbey.

   The Abbey was established in the 10th century, but was plundered and badly damaged by...Vikings in 997AD...The task [of rebuilding] was undertaken by Ordulf, Earl of Devon. His father Ordgar, Earl of Devon, had been responsible for establishing the Abbey in the first place. Ordulf was helped by local workers, and to reward them, the monks fed them with bread, clotted cream and strawberry preserves.” 

  It only took the addition of tea itself, in the 17th century, to make what we know as the classic Cream Tea. A traditional cream tea is a small affair with a pot or cup of hot tea, a scone or split (a sweet yeasty roll), strawberry jam or preserves, and clotted Devon cream.   

  Today, as in the past, the individual elements of the cream tea are of the highest importance, since they are so simple that any change in quality will be noticeable.  Although cream teas are not eaten as a daily measure, but generally saved for special summer occasions, they feature largely in Great Britain's domestic traditions.  Many people have very definite ideas about the proper way to enjoy a cream tea, including the right way to eat a scone.  According to the BBC, 

   “The jam and cream are piled atop the scone, which is then eaten slowly (with the hands rather than a knife and fork)...

   For best results the scones should be freshly baked, to the point of them still being warm to the touch. Artificially maintaining the warmth (eg, by keeping them under lights or by reheating them) is unacceptable.

   The scones should be approximately 2.5" in diameter and should be almost as tall as they are round. ... A good cream tea will include two healthy-sized scones, which should be split horizontally before applying the jam and cream...

   For a good cream tea one should choose a fairly sweet jam with a smooth texture that is, ideally, red (strawberry or raspberry are perfectly acceptable)... Do not accept poor substitutes, such as those nasty little plastic cuboids full of sticky stuff that are sold on trains and in poor-quality cafés in the name of jam. The jam should be applied to the scone in 'dollops' (ie, large spoonfuls)...

   It is essential that the cream in a cream tea is clotted cream. Not 'double' cream or 'spooning' cream (whatever that is) but ultra-thick clotted cream, the sort that has to be forcibly removed from its container and will not drop off an upturned knife or spoon in a thousand years... As with the jam, cream should be piled high on the scone, bearing in mind only that which can comfortably fit into one's mouth.

   To fully experience the pleasure of a cream tea it is important that the eater has black tea. Why black? Adding milk...tends to thicken the texture and can dull the palate, thus seriously reducing the pleasure of eating a cream tea ... something light such as Earl Grey should suffice, although uninitiated black tea drinkers may wish to add a slice of lemon to their cup before consumption.” 

  Traditionally, there are two methods of eating a scone covered in jam and cream: the Cornish (from Cornwall) and the Devonian (from Devon).  The Devonian method involves spreading the cream on the half scone and then topping it with the jam; you do this so that the cream can soak into the scone just a bit and reduce its dryness.  The Cornish method is the opposite, putting the jam on first and adding the cream last, thereby “sandwiching” the jam between the less-sweet scone and cream.  Either method is equally correct and equally delicious.  

  These days, perhaps the most difficult part of the cream tea to obtain in the United States, is the cream that gives the cream tea its name.  Real Devon or Devonshire cream comes from Jersey cows raised in Devonshire, England, and contains a higher percentage of fat than cream from other breeds of cattle.

   Real Devon cream thickens to an almost butter-like consistency when clotted, or condensed by simmering over low heat, which other varieties of cream will not do without the addition of some thickening agent, like sour cream.  In order to be called Devon or Devonshire cream in England, the product has to come from Devonshire and originate from the correct breed of cow.  All similar products made and sold in other places under the same name are properly called “Mock Devon Cream.”  

   So whether you adhere to the Devonian or the Cornish method of eating your scone, why don’t you put together your own version of a cream tea some time soon?  You’ll be glad you did!   

Source List:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/devon/news_features/2004/tavistock_cream_tea.sht www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A649235+%22cream+tea%22&hl http://www.ugr.es/~inped/activities6.htm
http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/ HighTeaHistory.htm, Stradley, Linda “The History of English Afternoon Tea”
Corax [coraxjk@gmail.com] on the Teamail Yahoo list. 

 

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Suffrage Satire

   Alice Duer Miller (1874-1942) began her career as a brilliant mathematician and teacher who had partially paid her way through school by selling her essays, light fiction, and poetry to national magazines.

   As a strong supporter of the suffrage movement, she wrote a series of satirical poems originally published in the New York Tribune. These poems were later compiled into the book Are Women People? A Book of Rhymes for Suffrage Times (1915). We've reprinted a selection of the poems below, but the entire collection can be read by visiting: Votes for Women: Selections from the National American Woman Suffrage Association Collection, 1848-1921

The Protected Sex
"The result of taking second place to girls at school is that the boy feels a sense of inferiority that he is never afterward able entirely to shake off."
--Editorial in London Globe against co-education.

There, little girl, don't read,
You're fond of your books, I know,
But Brother might mope
If he had no hope
Of getting ahead of you.
It's dull for a boy who cannot lead.
There, little girl, don't read.
 

A Consistent Anti to Her Son
"Look at the hazards, the risks, the physical dangers that ladies would be exposed to at the polls." --Anti-suffrage speech

You're twenty-one to-day, Willie,
And a danger lurks at the door,
I've known about it always,
But I never spoke before;
When you were only a baby
It seemed so very remote,
But you're twenty-one to-day, Willie,
And old enough to vote.

You must not go to the polls, Willie,
Never go to the polls,
They're dark and dreadful places
Where many lose their souls;

They smirch, degrade and coarsen,
Terrible things they do
To quiet, elderly women--
What would they do to you!

If you've a boyish fancy
For any measure or man,
Tell me, and I'll tell Father,
He'll vote for it, if he can.
He casts my vote, and Louisa's,
And Sarah, and dear Aunt Clo;
Wouldn't you let him vote for you?
Father, who loves you so?

I've guarded you always, Willie,
Body and soul from harm;
I'll guard your faith and honor,
Your innocence and charm
From the polls and their evil spirits,
Politics, rum and pelf;
Do you think I'd send my only son
Where I would not go myself?
 

Our Idea of Nothing at All
"I am opposed to woman suffrage, but I am not opposed to woman." --- Anti-suffrage speech of Mr. Webb of North Carolina

O WOMEN, have you heard the news
Of charity and grace?
Look, look, how joy and gratitude
Are beaming in my face!
For Mr. Webb is not opposed
To woman in her place!

O Mr. Webb, how kind you are
To let us live at all,
To let us light the kitchen range
And tidy up the hall;
To tolerate the female sex
In spite of Adam's fall.

O girls, suppose that Mr. Webb
Should alter his decree!
Suppose he were opposed to us--
Opposed to you and me.
What would be left for us to do--
Except to cease to be?
 

To President Wilson
"I hold it as fundamental principle and so do you, that every people has the right to determine its own form of government. And until recently 50 percent of the people of Mexico have not had a look-in in determining who should be their governors, or what their government should be."--Speech of President Wilson

Wise and just man--for such I think you are--
How can you see so burningly and clear
Injustices and tyrannies afar,
Yet blind your eyes to one that lies so near?
How can you plead so earnestly for men
Who fight their own fight with a bloody hand;
How hold their cause so wildly dear, and then
Forget the women of your native land?
With your stern ardor and your scholar's word
You speak to us of human liberty;

Can you believe that women are not stirred
By this same human longing to be free?
He who for liberty would strike a blow
Need not take arms, or fly to Mexico.
 

Home and Where It Is
An Indiana judge has recently ruled: As to the right of the husband to
 decide the location of the home that "home is where the husband is."

Home is where the husband is,
Be it near or be it far,
Office, theatre, Pullman car,
Poolroom, polls, or corner bar--
All good wives remember this--
Home is where the husband is.

Woman's place is home, I wish.
Leave your family bacon frying,
Leave your wash and dishes drying,
Leave your little children crying;
Join your husband, near or far,
At the club or corner bar,
For the court has taught us this;
"Home is where the husband is."
 

Such Nonsense
"Where on earth did the idea come from that the ballot is a boon,
 a privilege and an honor? From men."--Mrs. Prestonia Mann Martin

Who is it thinks the vote some use?
Man. (Man is often such a goose!)
Indeed it makes me laugh to see
How men have struggled to be free.

Poor Washington, who meant so well,
And Nathan Hale and William Tell,
Hampden and Bolivar and Pym,
And L'Ouverture--remember him?

And Garibaldi and Kossuth,
And some who threw away their youth,
All bitten by the stupid notion
That liberty was worth emotion.

They could not get it through their heads
That if they stayed tucked up in beds,
Avoiding politics and strife,
They'd then lead a pleasant, peaceful life.

Let us, dear sisters, never make
Such a ridiculous mistake;
But teach our children o'er and o'er
That liberty is just a chore.
 

The Maiden's Vow
A speaker at the National Education Association advised girls not to
 study algebra. Many girls, he said, had lost their souls through this study.
The idea has been taken up with enthusiasm.

I will avoid equations,
And shun the naughty surd,
I must beware the perfect square,
Through it young girls have erred:
And when men mention Rule of Three
Pretend I have not heard.

Through Sturm's delightful theorems
Illicit joys assure,
Though permutations and combinations
My woman's heart allure,
I'll never study algebra,
But keep my spirit pure.
 

A Suggested Campaign Song
"No bass bands. No speeches. Instead still, silent, effective influence."
--Anti-suffrage speech.

We are waging--can you doubt it?
A campaign so calm and still
No one knows a thing about it,
And we hope they never will.
No one knows
What we oppose,
And we hope they never will.

We are ladylike and quiet,
Here a whisper--there a hint;
Never speeches, bands or riot,
Nothing suitable for print.
No one knows
What we oppose,
For we never speak for print.

Sometimes in profound seclusion,
In some far (but homelike) spot,
We will make a dark allusion:
"We're opposed to you-know-what."
No one knows
What we oppose,
For we call it "You-Know-What."
 

A Modern Proposal
It has been said that the feminist movement is the true
 solution of the mother-in-law problem.

Sylvia, my dear, I would be yours with pleasure,
All that you are seems excellent to me,
Except your mother, who's much more at leisure
Than mothers ought to be.

Find her a fad, a job, an occupation,
Eugenics, dancing, uplift, yes, or crime,
Set her to work for her Emancipation--
That takes a lot of time.

Or, if the suffrage doctrine fails to charm her,
There are the Antis--rather in her line--
Guarding the Home from Maine to Alabama
Would keep her out of mine.

  

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